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#301 2018-04-11 09:12:48

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Re: misc oddities

Teacher, 53, told 'teenager she seduced when he was 15' he was 'the best shag I ever had' while he claimed their fling was 'every lad's fantasy'
Deborah Lowe is alleged to have had sex with the boy at her house and at school
Court heard alleged victim told police he was 'acting out every boy's fantasy'
He also told officers he was 'creeped out' by teacher who 'called herself a slut'
Mother-of-two denies the charges claiming she had sex with him when he was 17
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article … ntasy.html
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How can the background be that blurry?
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Crispy! Woman pasted in.
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Hand sign.
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Pasted in. Hand sign.

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#302 2018-04-11 09:18:47

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Re: misc oddities

FEMALE Russian Ultras stage bloody brawls in the snow to train for this year’s World Cup where they plan 'to attack England fans'
Russians have been staging brawls in secluded forests ahead to the world cup
Shocking footage shows FEMALE Ultras fighting to 'prepare for England fans'
Commenting on the video people said it would be 'fun' to see the women attack Brits travelling to Russia in June for the World Cup
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article … -fans.html
Russians actually have some sophisticated and impressive martial arts, but these Egyptoid women are remarkably inept at fighting.

"Ultras are a type of football fan renowned for ultra-fanatical support. They are predominantly followers of association football teams. ... In recent decades, the culture has become a focal point for the movement against the commercialisation of sports and football in particular."
Ultras - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultras

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#303 2018-04-11 09:33:58

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Re: misc oddities

'Stupid' dad resorts to eating 'oozing' sausages out of the bin and sparks concern for his health
"I'm not kidding when I say I actually feel nauseous at the thought of what he's done"
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-new … g-12343798
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Blowjob, anyone?
Hand sign in background.
Repticlones.

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#304 2018-04-11 10:17:52

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Re: misc oddities

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Forget la difference.
Repticlones.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-new … s-12343035
Mystery over missing Dubai princess deepens after claims she was abducted by commandos 'enforcing Islamic law'

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#305 2018-04-12 16:54:04

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Stranger on Plane Adopts Woman's Son After Chance Encounter: 'They Were Meant for Each Other'
http://people.com/human-interest/samant … pt-chance/
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Cool! They look so similar the boy will never notice.
Several more hand sign pix in article.
Repticlones.

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#306 2018-04-13 11:10:21

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Re: misc oddities

Chemotherapy is always an opportunity to demonstrate bravado and cheer.

'It could be worse, mummy': 'Hilarious' 10-year-old who will die within months cracks JOKES about her killer brain tumour
EXCLUSIVE: Devastated mum Angela McMonagle says her brave daughter Karis laughs in the face of her short life expectancy - even giggling about her chemotherapy fatigue
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Repticlone boys. Fake scar.
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Well! Signs. 3 boys. Older one  (is that face pasted in?) has hand on crotch of younger one, in keeping with reptilian family values.
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Signs.
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This is supposed to be a girl?
More hand sign pix in article.
Repticlones.

Another chemo-celebrating repticlone article with hand signs in same issue:

"I followed my son's lead": Heartbroken dad took strength from his “little warrior” after four-year-old’s cancer diagnosis
Russell Turner, 42, struggled to cope after little Oliver was diagnosed with a Wilms tumour, a type of cancer that starts in the kidneys
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/i … n-12350948

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#307 2018-04-13 11:30:47

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Re: misc oddities

Couple stunned to see unborn baby looking like angry Martian from Tim Burton cult classic 'Mars Attacks!'
Laura Thomas and her partner Matthew Tansley burst out laughing when they spotted the uncanny resemblance between little Lucas Tansley at 30 weeks and one of the film’s aliens
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/c … n-12355597
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LOL. For comparison:
Mars-attacks.jpg
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Gotta have some hand signs.
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Wo!
Repticlones.

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#308 2018-04-14 17:34:11

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Re: misc oddities

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'I never knew that a human being could be so evil': Woman, 33, who suffered horrifying burns when her boyfriend doused her in gasoline and set her on fire speaks from the hospital where she's spent 16 MONTHS
Judy Malinowski, 33 {33!}, a mother-of-two from Ohio, sustained burns to 80 per cent of her body when her boyfriend set her alight in August 2015
On Monday, Michael Slager, 41, pleaded no contest in the aggravated arson case and was sentenced to 11 years in prison
Slager has always maintained that he set Malinowski on fire by accident while trying to light his cigarette
Malinowski, a recovering opiate addict and cancer survivor, has undergone more than 50 surgeries so far, and doctors say she likely won't make it 
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article … onths.html
Live repticlones. Note they talk about a human being being evil, when no humans at all were involved.

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#309 2018-04-14 19:22:17

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Re: misc oddities

This page:
https://coconuts.co/jakarta/news/indone … -22-years/
has a bunch of hoax stories. Egyptoid hoaxes, many with hand signs.
One links to this Twit image:
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of a bizarrely shopped M. Hand was waving so fast it was translucent! You can see the backpack through th fingers.
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Looks real in a blurry way, but this is an Etoid doing a sign.

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#310 2018-04-15 17:51:56

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"Shane was grabbed by a bull shark which clamped its jaws over his feet. Medics said if he had not been wearing shoes, he could have lost both feet and possibly bled to death"
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article … orida.html
Silicone!
Repticlone hoax but this pic only has silicone.

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#311 2018-04-16 08:33:33

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Re: misc oddities

UK accuses Russia and Syria of blocking chemical inspectors from visiting Douma
Translation: Vatican accuses Vatican and Vatican...
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/0 … -visiting/
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Oh c'mon. Just look at the margins of the pasted-in "girl" who is actually a boy.
Repticlone males.

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#312 2018-04-16 08:56:30

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Doctors call for urgent research as flesh-eating Buruli ulcer spreads in Australia
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/0 … r-spreads/
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Egyptoid boy. Note how 2 fingers are unnaturally longer than the others, to form a subtle M.
Flesh does not look obviously fake, but certainly could be faked.
Hmmm, so is this a real, actual disease, with real victims? Are just some of them fakes?

Girl, seven, is the latest victim to be struck down by gruesome flesh-eating bacteria that is being spread through Melbourne by mosquitoes
Buruli ulcers are spreading across Victoria to inner Melbourne suburbs
A seven-year-old was diagnosed after receiving a painful mozzie bite
Her mother says it took doctors three months to work out what it was
The flesh-eating ulcer can lead to limb amputation if not treated
It is believed to spread through mosquitoes and even possums
Victoria is the only non-tropical area to record cases of the ulcer
WARNING: GRAPHIC CONTENT
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article … uitos.html
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OMG, it even hits cross-dressed repticlone boys! This is serious.
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And a repticlone woman.
But does it affect PEOPLE too?
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No vibe; CGI?

Flesh-eating Buruli ulcer ‘neglected disease’ spreads
http://www.irinnews.org/report/80472/be … e’-spreads
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Even hand signs won't protect repticlones from this horror!

Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buruli_ulcer
There's that no-vibe black foot again. Also
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Repticlone Trekkies.

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It causes the whole leg to morph! Half the thigh flesh moves down to the calves! Creeepy.

I find no images of PEOPLE with this ailment, and must conclude it is the Judgment of God against sinners and parasites. Yay!

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#313 2018-04-16 10:40:08

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Palestinian indicted for car-ramming attack that killed 2 IDF soldiers
Ala Qabha charged with last month's murder of Netanel Kahalani, 20, and Ziv Daos, 21, seriously injuring two others
https://www.timesofisrael.com/palestini … -soldiers/
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"Sgt. Netanel Kahalani, left, and Cpt. Ziv Daos, right, are identified as the soldiers killed in an apparent car-ramming terror attack on March 16, 2018. (Courtesy)"
Live Mossad repticlone.
So is the suspect depicted in article.

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#314 2018-04-16 11:47:27

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Can YOU see the ghostly knight? Drone footage ‘shows spectral rider galloping through 11th century castle’
Thomas Arnold took his drone for a spin over Berkeley Castle, Gloucestershire
The camera picked up on a spooky sighting as it lost contact with the control
The 41-year-old believes he saw recorded a ghost, and said: 'It's clear as day, in daylight and in HD. It's brilliant'
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article … astle.html
Stupidest CGI vid i've seen in a while.

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#315 2018-04-16 11:57:44

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Two pilots are killed as light aircraft collide in mid-air smash over German airfield 'while both trying to land'
Two pilots died after a hobby aircraft and an microlight plane hit each other
Initial reports said they were trying to land when they smashed into each other
It occurred above Schwäbisch Hall in the southern state of Baden-Württemberg 
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article … field.html
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What are the chances? of them landing right where ploughed-up dirt meets lawn?
Why is part of the airfield ploughed up?
Is this little heap supposed to be an entire plane, or are chunks strewn elsewhere from the intense impact?
Or is it supposed to be both planes, "a hobby aircraft and a microlight plane" in one heap?
Is the dirt even ploughed up, or that just digitally doctored?

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