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#1051 2018-03-29 09:57:32

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Re: intriguing covert (and not-so-covert) Masonic gestures

Religious guru whose penis was hacked off by woman 'he tried to rape' says HE forgives HER
Eight months after being 'bobbitized', Swamy Gangeshananda held a press conference to announce his genitals are working again
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-new … d-12271225
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Cop does M.
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Guru does M.
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Armfold.
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Pledging allegiance.
More mind-broadening cultural enrichment from repticlones.

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#1052 2018-03-29 10:00:40

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Re: intriguing covert (and not-so-covert) Masonic gestures

Headless chicken still standing a WEEK after being decapitated is adopted by vet who drops food down its neck
WARNING: GRAPHIC CONTENT. The chicken has been called a 'true warrior' by the vet who has adopted it - but it still has a long way to go to break the record
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-new … k-12270875
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Da finga. Repticlones.

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#1053 2018-03-29 10:05:21

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Re: intriguing covert (and not-so-covert) Masonic gestures

'Worst night ever, so I got raped': Full transcript of WhatsApp messages key to Paddy Jackson and Stuart Olding trial
Ireland internationals were acquitted after a nine-week trial - and for first time the messages central to the case are revealed in chronological order
https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/rugby-un … l-12271869
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Repticlone mutant does M.
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All repticlones in article.

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#1054 2018-03-29 10:14:39

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Re: intriguing covert (and not-so-covert) Masonic gestures

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"A LOT of tears (Image: AFP)"
Repticlone.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football … s-12273026

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#1055 2018-03-29 10:18:20

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Re: intriguing covert (and not-so-covert) Masonic gestures

More mind-expanding culture-broadening material from our ET handlers:

The Real Full Monty viewers gobsmacked as not one but two celebs flash their PENIS on live telly
Footballer John Hartson and Dominic Littlewood both got their willies out - even though one of them wasn't on stage
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Note M. Repticlones. So easily entertained.
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Dunno what the deal is with the vertical line in his morphed thigh. Just dgital distortion?

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#1056 2018-03-29 10:20:50

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Re: intriguing covert (and not-so-covert) Masonic gestures

Russian fire that killed 64 people 'was ARSON started by young men of different nationalities who had been kicked out for harassing shoppers', mall manager tells court
Nadezhda Suddenok, manager of the shopping centre, blamed gang of men from ethnic minorities for 'arson'
Some of the victims of the fire at the Zimnyaya Vishnya mall, Kemerovo, Russia were buried in the city today
Officials have said that 64 people died in Sunday's Kemerovo catastrophe, a majority - 41 - of them children
But local activists claim the death toll is much higher, and say at least 85 people are missing after the inferno 
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article … ferno.html
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Egyptoids. PLENTY MORE HAND SIGNS in article.

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#1057 2018-03-30 07:19:20

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#1058 2018-03-30 07:51:23

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Re: intriguing covert (and not-so-covert) Masonic gestures

Victoria Derbyshire hails 'emotional, sincere and inspiring' strip for The Real Full Monty alongside Coleen Nolan two years after mastectomy, as fans say: 'I've checked my boobs thanks to you'
BBC presenter, 49, was diagnosed with stage 2 lobular breast cancer in 2015
Took part in show to raise awareness of breast cancer, alongside Megan McKenna and Michelle Heaton
Broke down in tears during first rehearsal, admitting it brought back difficult emotions
Experienced several crises of confidence along the way, and considered pulling out of show
But in the end she donned a glittery dress and stripped off with her fellow celebrities
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic … ctomy.html
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"Coleen and Victoria experienced an emotional moment after the big performance"
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M hand right of center is shopped.
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"The presenter broke down in tears during the first rehearsal, and admitted it the process had brought back some difficult emotions"
As usual, dry-eyed.
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Real specimen of manhood that anyone would pay to see naked.
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Repticlones.
I dunno about y'all, but i sure am feeling CULTURALLY ENRICHED lately. We never get such fun public events here in the backwoods of Arkansas. Even though the demographics are about the same.

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#1059 2018-03-30 08:07:11

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Re: intriguing covert (and not-so-covert) Masonic gestures

'I have never been so happy in my entire life': Woman's tragic final Facebook post before she and her partner died 'jumping in front of train after hugging each other' at busy rail station
Pair who jumped in front of a train together at Doncaster railway station named
Melissa Wood, 27, and Christopher Linley, 34, were found dead on Tuesday night
Horrified witnesses saw the pair embrace before leaping onto the train tracks
Tributes have been pouring in for the couple as friends describe their shock 
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article … ether.html
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Live repticlones.
Always cleavage.

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#1060 2018-03-30 08:20:37

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Re: intriguing covert (and not-so-covert) Masonic gestures

Siamese twins, dwarves and some VERY impressive sideburns: Incredible photo archive gives a unique glimpse into the freak shows of Victorian England
Striking images of Victorians that bring to life what the world was like in the mid-19 century to be auctioned
Jubilee Collection amassed by one of London's first specialist antique photographic dealers, Beryl Vosburgh
Vosburgh, who was also a presenter for children's show, Play School, collected thousands of striking pictures
They are expected to fetch more than £30,000 when they are sold at auction in Newbury, east London, in May
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article … ction.html
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#1061 2018-03-30 08:47:22

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Re: intriguing covert (and not-so-covert) Masonic gestures

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How to check if your bra fits properly - plus how often to wash it and when it's time to buy a new one
More than 80% of women are wearing the wrong size bra, so the experts at Marks and Spencer have some tips to make sure you're getting it right
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/style/shop … s-12240169
Repticlone doing da finga.

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#1062 2018-03-30 09:01:50

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Re: intriguing covert (and not-so-covert) Masonic gestures

'I want to change opinion': Muslim beauty queen could be first hijab-wearing Miss England - and plans to wear BURKINI in swimwear round
Maria Mahmood, 20, is through to the semi-finals of the nationwide beauty pageant, and will don a burkini in the swimwear round
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/i … m-12274950
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Repticlone. Doesn't stand a chance with those skimpy cheekbones.
Also her figure... i'd just as soon NOT see it in a bikini.
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“Obviously, I’m not going to parade on stage in a bikini as that is going against my religion and beliefs. I’ll wear a burkini.”

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#1063 2018-03-30 12:45:48

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Re: intriguing covert (and not-so-covert) Masonic gestures

'Helpless' mum wants you to see these family pictures showing her son's decline into heroin addiction
WARNING - DISTRESSING IMAGE: Donna Hackett said she was helpless as she watched her son Danny spiral out of control when he became involved in a bad crowd before his death at the age of 28
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/h … y-12276188
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Teeth no doubt shopped.
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Leeringly gives da finga.
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Freakishly long middle fingers these mutants have.
All Category 1 Egyptoids.

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#1064 2018-03-30 14:21:42

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Re: intriguing covert (and not-so-covert) Masonic gestures

Vintage Photos Capture the Strange Magic of Rural Ireland
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/wj75 … al-ireland
Reptilians doing hand signs.

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#1065 2018-03-30 17:14:38

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Re: intriguing covert (and not-so-covert) Masonic gestures

People Are Saying This Christian Surfing Movie Is the Next 'The Room'
'Surfer: Teen Confronts Fear' is a surreal meditation on faith and surfing, with the writer/director/producer also starring as a ghost made of squid ink.
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/mbx7 … t-the-room
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Repticlones.

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