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#1 2015-11-26 20:34:25
- Loohan
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Demon-disintegrating wand.
Earlier today i posted on my blog
Recently i realized something about the attacks i've been getting lately. Normally primarily from EHETs. If i feel remote attacks, there will be pockets of bad guys out in various directions from me. I will take a long-distance wand and wave it around until it "sticks" due to demonic attack energy someplace where it is aiming. There will be a big cluster of EHETs there. It's probably not absolutely necessary, but i will quickly dowse how many miles away it is. Usually between 2 and 9 miles. I will fry those, and then find another cluster with the wand, and so forth. I haven't been counting how many clusters are deployed, but it is probably 6 or 9. Sometimes one or more clusters will be reptilians, bigheads, or offworld CIA. All jailable.
After dispatching all these (an easy task only because i have awesome hardware) the attacks will stop and it will be hours before they resume. And then i repeat the procedure.
They are not always in the sky. They may be underground.
Of course if you do not possess suitable hardware, this information may be of less value.
What i am using is this:
Which is not more remarkable than other wands i have except for the fact that the pipe is empty and open at the back.
This is actually a wand i made in 2003 or 2004, which never was anything special. But a few days ago Antuvozy prompted me to remove part of the wrappings and replace it with some of the metallized plastic tape. The tape allows programming which enables the long-distance linear function.
This programming is not feasible for everyone. ChemmerBuster can teach some people to do it, and might do it himself for some people.
But this wand only has an effective range of 70 miles (so far), which is not much compared to many of my other wands. In fact, it has no superior qualities; several of my other wands are at least as good for feeling out and blasting evildoers. Except for the fact that it does have that empty pipe.
What i do is, when i have the wand aimed at the target, i forcefully exhale with sort of a raspberry sound by the rear end. Just briefly. This vibration somehow drives the orgone into the target, causing the etheric vermin to disintegrate. They immediately stop attacking from there, and get sucked up by my jailers as so much quantum soup or something.
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#2 2015-12-21 11:28:34
- Loohan
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Re: Demon-disintegrating wand.
After i posted this, they started doing things a bit differently. One thing they sometimes do is line up all their clusters in one diredtion, behind each other in relation to the target. So i have to keep blasting in the same place but further away each time. Also when they are lined up like this long enough, they may start to daisy-chain their attack energy in a line toward me. They seem to be whipping up a ramrod of energy which includes implants they wish to insert. But before they can do much, all this activity gets noticed and i can deflect the incoming "missile" to another, more deserving, target.
Also (when attacking from multiple directions) they keep moving their clusters further away. Yesterday they were hitting me from ~400 miles out.
My depicted wand has been beefed up a lot, and presently has an effective range of 500 miles+.
Also, i have other wands which also work the same way (responding to fart-like noises i make with my lips near their base), and some of these don't even have any pipe or cavity in the butt end. The pipe anus is not necessary. The metallized plastic tape might be.
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#3 2015-12-21 14:49:25
- ndw
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Re: Demon-disintegrating wand.
yes the wand has changed ! I feel it much more now 
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