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#1 2022-08-14 07:48:21

Loohan
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Registered: 2014-10-31
Posts: 30,728

Double-Terminated "crystal"

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My Big Ten Inch. It turned out exactly 10".
(Mold review is here:
https://forum.loohan.com/viewtopic.php?pid=25562#p25562 )

I love this piece! Holding it confers significant protection from space alien attacks. And holding it in my right hand and altering its rotation and angle allows me to do more focused counterattacks.

Several days ago, i turned 2 thick aluminum rods to imbed in this. A few days later, Nadee had me make the thin brass one to add. But then we had no inspiration as to how to proceed, in terms of resin programs.

Several days later, i uncovered yet another type of space alien. These had been attacking 2 people in Toronto and were very difficult to light up, requiring a special rod. Eventually they attacked me from Hercules. I still can't discern anything about them except that they are physical and i can find the various locations they attack from.

Then suddenly Eenia had a light bulb go off in her head and had me start pouring epoxy. There are 2 resin programs. This piece works on the new aliens, plus lots of others.

For those of you too young and deprived to remember, the reference is to a lewd vintage pop song by Aerosmith, a lukewarm CIA band with 3 FTM TGs:

Got me the strangest woman
Believe me this trick's no cinch
But I really get her going
When I whip out my big ten inch
Record of a band that plays the blues
Well a band that plays the blues
She just love my big ten inch
Record of her favorite blues
No no hey!
Last night I tried to tease her
I gave my love a little pinch
She said now stop that jivin'
Now whip out your big ten inch
Record of a band that plays the blues
Well a band that plays the blues
She just loves my big ten inch
Record of her favorite blues
I, I, I cover her with kisses
And when we're in a lover's clinch
She gets all excited
When she begs for my big ten inch
Record of a band that plays the blues
Well a band that plays the blues
She just love my big ten inch
Record of her favorite blues
My girl don't go for smokin'
And liquor just make her flinch
Seem she'll go for nothin'
'Cept for my big ten inch
Record of a band that plays the blues
Band that play the blues
She just love my big ten inch
Record of her favorite blues

Songwriters: Fred Weismantel
Big Ten Inch Record lyrics © Trio Music Company, Alley Music Corp.

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