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#436 2018-05-29 15:55:04

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The Duchess of Cambridge was spotted wearing a £39.99 Zara dress as she enjoyed a day out with Prince George and Princess Charlotte at the Houghton Horse Trials in Norfolk
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic … rials.html
And the little cross-dressed girl in green was spotted doing a weak leaning pose with one shoulder up, awkward leg positions, while the MTF *almost* sticks his hand through his zipper (looks a bit like that in shrunken pic).

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#437 2018-05-29 19:50:16

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The moment Belgian cops shot dead suspected terrorist in a gun battle after he killed two policewomen and a trainee teacher while shouting ‘Allahu Akbar’ – as it emerges authorities KNEW he was radicalised
    WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES
    Attacker stabbed two policewomen, took their guns and shot them and a civilian dead in Liege, Belgium
    He then took a female cleaner hostage inside a nearby high school, before he was killed by special forces
    Belgian prosecutors say the attacker 'came out firing' from the school and was shot dead outside
    The incident in the eastern Belgian city on Tuesday morning is being treated as a terror attack
    The male attacker had reportedly been released from prison the day before the attack
    Belgian broadcaster named attacker as  Benjamin Herman, 36, who they claim had converted to Islam
    Victims named as police officers Lucile Garcia, 45, and Soraya Belkacemi, 53,  and Cyril Vangriecke, 22
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What is that hunched-over monkey with a swan's neck in the foreground? It's not a cop ducking behind the car for cover, as he's way lower than necessary.
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Live repticlones with similar face structure.
Hand ends aligned.
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Of course the perp they shot dead is a live wussyface repticone.
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Repticlone cop gives finger to anyone stupid enough to believe this garbage.
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Ah, the mandatory TENTS. Most good circuses have them.
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Is the Swiss cross deliberate?
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"Condolences: Liege police chief C. Beaupierre speak to Belgiums' King Philippe, who arrived in Liege this afternoon"
Brothers?
More hand signs in article.

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#438 2018-05-30 07:33:14

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International sympathy rains down as Israeli diplomats go on offensive
US calls rocket and mortar fire 'reprehensible,' Italy tweets solidarity, and Ireland blames Hamas, in flurry of condemnation of attacks from Gaza
https://www.timesofisrael.com/internati … offensive/
It's the convincing imagery:
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"The site where a mortar shell from Gaza hit a kindergarten in southern Israel on May 29, 2018. (Yonatan Sindel/Flash90)"
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This guy is posed doing what? Holding a too-small piece of Plexiglas in front of a window as though he was replacing a window?
Repticlones.

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#439 2018-05-30 07:55:21

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Goldie is supported by his daughter as he arrives to be sentenced over Glastonbury bouncer assault
Goldie is to be sentenced for assaulting a security guard at Glastonbury Festival
The artist, real name is Clifford Joseph Price, is at Bristol Magistrates' Court
He pleaded guilty at a hearing in March to the charge by video link from Thailand
His daughter Chance Marie Price was also pictured arriving at court today
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article … uncer.html
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I had never heard of this repticlone with a girlie name and expressive fingers, but i was struck by the fact that he has no neck. So i looked for other pix online, and he seems to have a normal neck usually:
https://www.newstatesman.com/culture/qa … rug-dealer
Also is that an ad for the CIA's Miracle Mineral Supplement
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle_M … Supplement ?
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Repticlone wench sure has curvy fingers. And a similar face and pigmentation to his.
Ad removed in 2nd pic.

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#440 2018-05-31 17:27:07

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Parents Pull Their 11 and 12-Year-Old Kids From School After Class Pushes Sex and Birth Control on Them
http://www.lifenews.com/2018/05/31/pare … l-on-them/
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Poor innocent CIA repticlones. Meghan Markle sure gets around.
Masonic M.

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#441 2018-05-31 18:46:27

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Why sausage dog Trevor blew up to THREE TIMES his size
Fran Jennings from Cheshire found her tiny dachshund had ballooned overnight
A punctured windpipe meant air leaked out under his skin with every inhalation
Air leaked out over his whole body, causing his heart to lift off his sternum
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article … tured.html
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"Trevor - pictured, left, at his normal size - ballooned due to a punctured windpipe which left him looking a lot larger (right)"
2 different dogs. Note neck color. You're expected to be too dumb to notice that, despite the deliberate side-by-side juxtaposition of these images in the article.
Moreover, why is the fat dog draped in black satin to HIDE his body, when the pic has the ostensible purpose of SHOWING it?
In fact, on 2nd thought, that neck is black because of the satin wrapped around it. But nonetheless it is also a different dog.
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"This X-ray shows how far the build-up of air had inflated Trevor's body from the inside, pushing it far wider than his core body shape"
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M. Shopped stretch marks.
The women are repticlones.

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#442 2018-06-01 13:37:51

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Lots of weird fear porn on DM today.

Terrifying moment cyclist armed with a huge 'zombie knife' tries to smash motorist's window after rush hour 'road rage row' breaks out in front of stunned London commuters
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article … indow.html
Hit link in a new tab for 4-second vid:
http://video.dailymail.co.uk/preview/mo … 458792.mp4
If that knife were steel instead of plastic, this repticlone could do a better job.
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"Eventually the attacker breaks in via the passenger door and the driver flees from his side, sprinting up the street"
Breaks in somehow with no visible damage, then plays the role of the scared driver. Instead of fleeing, though, he just stands next to closed door.
"The chilling attack comes amid a knife crime epidemic in London that has so far claimed 43 lives this year"
Try zero.

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#443 2018-06-01 14:01:41

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Kia is finally home: Toddler who has lost all four limbs after being struck by the worst case of meningitis in 25 years is cradled by her parents after leaving hospital for the first time since September
Kia Gott, from Wyke, West Yorkshire, has been in hospital since last September
Her meningitis was the worst case one doctor had seen in a quarter of a century
Medics feared Kia, now 17 months, would die - but she has defied expectations
She has been left brain damaged, possibly blind and has lost all 4 of her limbs
Yesterday Kia was allowed home on day-release from Bradford Royal Infirmary
If the process goes well, her family will be able to bring her home more regularly
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/artic … -home.html
Article is full of pix of repticlones doing hand signs.
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Cute how the pillow design makes it look like she has a ribbon on her head. Shouldn't a girl baby this old have more hair?
But what really drives me wild is how she alluringly wants to strip. She's well trained to please.

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#444 2018-06-01 14:09:42

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I see more and more shaved-bald heads in celebs and politicians lately, mostly in men to make them look more like the freaky ETs they are.
The girl above seems to be part of the same program.
And here's a similar case in another repticlone article (which i'm not sure is a hoax):
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article … 6ft-2.html
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Boyish little short-haired girl with seemingly large hands.

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And incidentally, note the physique of the girl on the left.

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#445 2018-06-01 14:19:23

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'She didn't want to die but she wanted her dignity back': A husband's agonising tale of taking his wife to a Swiss suicide clinic only to be investigated by police on his return home
For eight years, James Howley watched the woman he loved wasting away
Helen Johnson had been diagnosed with a rare lung condition in 2004, aged 47
Having exhausted all the treatment options, Helen decided to contact Dignitas
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic … linic.html
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She seems to be wearing those toy glasses with the big fake nose attached.
Man carries purse.
Lots more hand signs in article.

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#446 2018-06-01 15:44:23

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Great-great-grandmother, 100, died after being hit by van in Asda car park
Read more: https://metro.co.uk/2018/05/31/great-gr … k-7592261/
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The WORST photoshopping i've seen in a while. Note the "goatee" even.
Live repticlone.
Note how some cloth hangs out in such a way as to resemble a naked breast.
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Just happens to look very male here.

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#447 2018-06-01 15:55:21

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"Investigators search the den of the boyhood home Dahmer in 1991 (Image: REUTERS)"
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/m … l-12635483
Moobs, sloppy shopped hand sign.

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#448 2018-06-01 15:59:22

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First pictures of police officers who were 'stabbed responding to emergency call'
PCs Laura Sayer and Kenny MacKenzie were taken to hospital after an incident in Scotland in which they were reportedly stabbed in the neck and arm
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/f … o-12635752
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Live, similar-looking repticlones. As usual, the female looks more butch.
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Ears seem a bit odd, too.

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#449 2018-06-01 16:10:32

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Police bodycam footage reveals what really happened before young mum, 20, was punched in head during beach arrest
Police had said there was more to the story after video of the moment Emily Weinman, 20, was tackled on the New Jersey beach in what she claimed was an unprovoked physical attack
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/p … t-12632677

So, she's wearing this black tank top, when suddenly in 2nd to last pic, it's inexplicably absent:
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Then in last pic:
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it appears to be crudely drawn in in blurry brown on the left side only.
Thumb sign. Repticlones.

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#450 2018-06-01 18:52:08

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Haha, now even Vice has picked up on that 3rd-rate obvious Weiner dog hoax:
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/pavz … ated-vgtrn
"We Can't Stop Staring at This Wiener Dog That Had to Be 'Deflated'" with eyes wide shut.

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